animal rights nut
a person with their priorities so far out of whack, that it is both pitiful and annoying. instead of focusing their attention on issues that really matter like out of control crime rates, global starvation or s-x offenders, they wine about the man deer hunting to try to feed his family because our country is in a recession and it is a long cherished tradition p-ssed down from father to son for hundreds of years. most of these nuts go as far as trying to strip these rights from us because they cant imagine themselves harvesting an animal for their family. so, in a display of infinite ignorance they think that if they wouldnt do it that it isnt right. this last is particularly amusing because most of these idiots are some form of christian and according to the bible, people were given domain over the animals and the animals were given to us for food. animal rights nuts dont understand that the deer population is higher now than it was when the pilgrims settled in.
guy 1: what should i get for my mother in law’s birthday?
guy 2: what is she into?
guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.
guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.
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a term used out of ignorance to refer to people that feel strongly about animal cruelty and want non-human animal to be treated with respect. some people fail to understand that non-human animals can suffer both physically and emotionally just like humans can and so think it’s ridiculous that anyone would care about the suffering of an animal. animal rights nuts do not have their priorities wrong just because they choose animal rights as their main concern and this does not mean that they care about non-humans more than humans it just means that they can extend there comp-ssion beyond their own species. whether you want to believe it or not animals suffer a lot for people’s trivial gains such as food that you don’t need and fur and leather that you do not need. and people who use the term animal rights nut think that it’s wrong people care about this and want to stop it.
guy 1: who’s that?
guy 2: an animal rights nut.
guy 1: oh so she believes that suffering of an animal is wrong?
guy 2: yeah, ridiculous right?
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