Ann Coulter Disease
an std one acquires from having s-x with an extremely conservative woman. the first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. the only known cure is to have s-x with a gay satanist.
girl: you cheated on me with that conservative b-tch next door, and now i’m pregnant. guess i should go and get an abortion before i leave you.
guy: no! i refuse! abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
girl: i think you need to see a doctor.
doctor: well, there’s no doubt about it. your boyfriend has ann coulter disease.
girl: is he going to be okay?
doctor: go find a gay satanist for him to have s-x with, and he’ll be just fine. now let’s get you an abortion.
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