Anne Summers Shop


a place where s-x is currency
a place where teenage boys wish their girlfriends would go
a place where handcuffs aren’t for law enforcement
a shop that somehow survives without customers
a place where bras dont need to cover the nipple
a place where desperate women go to flll the hole
a place that sells dvd’s with unusually bad acting
a place where things that vibrate strictly arent for cleaning teeth
alice: i picked up something from the anne summers shop today
joe: f-ck yes! ive been waiting for this all my life
alice: and you wont be dissapointed
joe: -j-zz in pants

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