anniversary offender
a guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.
duder 1: “dude our anniversary is coming up next week. it’s the 14th. what should i get her?”
duder 2: “14th? you serious? that’s the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. you’re an anniversary offender doggy.”
duder 1: “dude don’t say anything to her! she would kill me. she hates my ex-girlfriend.”
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