Anonymous Gorilla
a distant cousin of the stranger, involving atleast one glove, having the appearance of a gorilla’s mitt. the subject shall proceed in to pleasuring him or herself whilst pleading for mercy aloud and taking moment to immitate his -ssailant’s grunts. one might also fantasize about standing too close to the gorilla cage and/or being caught outside in the wilderness by some beast. this act is often performed in a private zoo type setting or while watching animal planet.
“last night i was watching a doc-mentary on mating rituals of other primates for school, so to get in the mood i decided to hook myself up with an anonymous gorilla.”
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