Answering Machine Actress


commonly a female who displays her emotions about a voicemail before getting off the phone. characteristics include hand motions and the use of the word “whatever” whilst someone is in the vicinity.
“yo look at the shawty over there. she actin’ a fool looking like a answering machine actress.”

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