antaeus
antaeus is a key french black metal band from around paris,
they continue, despite lineup difficulties and the like, to be one of the most acclaimed and respected black metal bands ever.
fronted by the awe inspiring vokalist mkm they continue to put terror in the hearts of all god fearing christians worldwide. amen.
“f-ck man, i saw that live video of antaeus. i wouldn’t go in that pit for sh-t!”
“nah man, it’s all about the self destruction man. self destruction, yeah.”
cyfaws forever.
a men’s cologne made by chanel, a very sensual-smelling cologne that turns women’s heads. back in 1894, i had just purchased a bottle at filene’s in the crystal mall when on walking out of the mall, this cute chick starts telling me how good i smell, etc. well, one thing leads to another and the next thing i know i’m driving her home. really great stuff. thanks to mark for introducing me to the stuff!
cheri: oh, my, you smell sooooo goood!
me: hey. i couldn’t possibly smell as good as you look, cutie.
cheri: your clothes aren’t so bad either…what’s your name?
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