Antarctican Swamp Launcher


the act of first putting on a winter jacket, -ssless chaps, and a bandana place firmly around the p-n-s (on a male). first you have to meet a rabid penguin named larry, f-ck him until his -sshole falls off and your nut sack turns into slippery mush, hense causing your c-m to blast off on larry’s left -ss cheek, hence called the swamp launcher.
larry: what the f-ck?

me: sorry.. premature -j-c-l-t–n.

larry: why is there c-m glazed on my left ask cheek.?

me: well, antarctican swamp launcher.. b-tch -ss niggo

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