Antemortem


1. event that occurs before going beyond nde (+nde), landing on absolute de (death experience) and finally knowing what’s the deal with death.
2. alternative way of spelling premortem.
1. i wish i could have ten billion premortem good lsd trips.
2. i wonder if someone’s already defined the terms antemortem and premortem.

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