anthony tardugno
a guy who f-cks turtles
anthony tardugno f-cked a turtle
Read Also:
- ping pong pung pang
a terrible sport that only really dumb people play that uses a wooden table and two racquets that can be broken easily he is really bad at ping pong pung pang
- hose dragon
once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand d-cks she graduates to a hose dragon “so have you heard that sara has graduated to hose dragon”
- shigasmeze
the rare act of sh-tting, -rg-sming, and sneezing all at the same time. the ultimate pleasure. typically so intense that the party committing the act spontaneously combusts. we all miss smitty. a man of rare gifts. one to attempt to experience all of the world’s pleasures; until the day he happened to glance at the […]
- urinal sex
n- 1.) when man a inserts his p-n-s, d-ck, or c-ck into the r-ct-m or -sshole of man b while man b is using a urinal in a public bathroom with 3 or more urinals, usually not to exceed 10 urinals in total. 1.) i heard that insert name here likes urinal s-x.
- off my box
the results after copious amounts of drugs have been consumed. you no longer have a grasp of reality and are acting high and crazy. commonly used in relation to amphetamines, cocaine and similar “i just had six lines of c-ke and a hit on that crackpipe, i am off my box mate.” he was slumped […]