Anti-Cougar


an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. this anti-cougar is the complete opposite of a cougar regarding looks. the anti-cougar is atrocious and has the possibility of ranking on the lowest on the hotness scale. can be anyone from an faulty surgical altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and overweight gimp or a mirf. anti-cougars are gaining in popularity — particularly the mid 40 , lonely, obvious single woman. the anti-cougar frequently tries to score young men, but gets shut down seconds into the conversation.
-“ew dude, check out that anti-cougar over there.. she totally tried to hit on me but i denied her h-core”
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a girl, typically under the age of consent, who goes for guys much older than she is (usually over the age of 21). the opposite of a cougar.
josh: i want to have s-x with brittany. she seems like a good girl to have s-x with.
jason: no way, dude. she’s 16 and just put a 21 year old in jail for having s-x with her.
josh: d-mn, im 19. guess im off her radar for a couple years.
jason: yeah, definitely. shes an anticougar to the max.

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