anti social media
n. communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don’t want to be “part of the conversation”.
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dude! you got to get on the twitter! you can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in “real time”!
no thanks. i’m kind of into the anti-social media. i have some d-ckens i want to read before i have my evening gruel. and is there some other type of “time”?
anti social media is the reduction of face to face communication from using social media. generations x-z generally prefer anti social media to actual personal interaction and share everything in life on line ad nauseum. do i really need to see a jpeg of your latest meal? or your kid at the pool? or your buddy p-ssed out after he sh-t himself?
in clear violation of anti social media etiquette, after months of tweeting and facebooking steve and oliva finally got together for coffee. both ran to the restroom to unfollow and unfriend one another.
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