Anti-water
substance that makes water disappear, hence why it’s anti-water. it covers most of egypt in a big bubble (placed by g-d), and it’s the reason that the pyramids weren’t destroyed during the giant flood. most famous use is when moses used it to part the red sea.
moses: yo, g-d!
g-d: what up?
moses: i needa part the sea.
g-d: here you go homie, i just invented anti-water for you.
moses: thanks g!
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