AntiFail
antifail is when your presented with a circ-mstance that does not stand to go in your favor but you manage to turn it around into a win. the situation has to be doomed from the start for their to be the potential for an antifail. antifail does not have to be -ssociated with the original conflict, just a random turn of events that turns the moral of the event.
i was gonna have to put those tickets on my credit card but then i found some money that was meant for bills but from months ago. im sure that month was cr-ppy but im living in the now, antifail!
“hey didnt that guy say he was gonna beat you up after school?” says boy 1, “yeah but then his parents found p-rn in his room and they are shipping him off to military school” replies boy 2. “no way, really?” answers boy 1, “yeah and since i live next door they are giving me his bike because he wont be back anytime soon”. “thats so antifail it not even funny”.
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