Antique
to take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody’s face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). with the addition of recent technology, doc-mentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.
1. let’s go antique his -ss!
2. frank got antiqued so bad, we even got it on video! oh sh-t lemme see.
3.
person1: oh sh-t i can’t believe you guys did this… sh-t man.
person2: you got yo -ss antiqued frizank!
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to fling a fistful of powder in someone’s face when they are sleeping. usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner’s sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.
time to antique that worthless sh-tf-ck.
to hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. results in the production of “nose m-ffins”.
let’s antique his sleeping -ss.
an older ladies’ (see cougar) v-g-n-.
have you seen mrs. coutler’s antiques? they are a sight to behold.
while having s-x with a person. pull out before ejactulation and c-m in your own hand; then proceed to slap the person in the face with it.
that girl is dirty, i know because i antiqued her just the other night.
to throw particulate matter in someone’s face with the intention of obscuring their vision during a fight, or as a set up for a sucker punch before one.
“i told him to back the f-ck up, but he grabbed a handful of dirt, antiqued me, and proceeded to wail on my face.”
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