antorgasm
instead of seeing a good-looking potential s-xual mate nude. it involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.
i just had an ant-rg-sm, when i accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt millie changing into her large bathing suit-i don’t think i can eat again for at least a week.
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