ants in pants


to be completely overwhelmed by your s-x drive so much so that you cannot focus or do anything else until mastubation is complete. often times young males may experience ants in pants up to 3 times consecutively.

also known as anty panties.
mum: excuse me son, how about you do some study! your exams are soon!

hutz: stfu im batting.

mum: sounds like someone has a case of ants in pants

hutz: i said stfu

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