ANTTIA
an acronym for “and now the truth is awkward”.
in an online chat:
girl 1: i told this guy that i don’t shave my p-b-s and i actually do =(
girl 2: y would u lie???
girl 1: the way he was talking, i thought he’d think i was a whorish p-rn star if i told him i do =(
girl 2: ohhh, lol
girl 1: but then he told me that he thinks im disgusting =(
girl 2: well tell him the truth!
girl 1: i can’t…we’re only friends…so it’s kinda weird…it’d be weird to bring it up again…it’d be like i was telling him what he wanted to hear…i lied, and now he thinks i’m disgusting ='( …i want to tell the truth…anttia =(
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