anus icicles
the stalact-te-like sperm that hangs from the -ss crack hairs of someone whose b-m has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his -n-s icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he’d accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. after his pep pep’s layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn’t ready to find out about zander.
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