anus on fire!


during the course of pleasurable -n-l activities, the impact is so great which causes a heat rash around the outer and inner regions of the -n-s. it causes the hair that grows around and sometimes inside the -n-s to burn away. in the worst case the flames go all the way inside the -n-s and it turns black.
ho lad, slow down or else it causes an ‘-n-s on fire!’

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