anus opener


what someone uses to open their beer.
i couldn’t find my bottle opener so i used my -n-s opener.

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    the true love of your own -n-s leading too enlightenment dude i was 4 {fingers] into my -n-s when it hit me and thats how i found inner peace. i call it the -n-s way

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    a strange ancient eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral s-x. upon -j-c-l-t–n the sperm freezes mid flight. the female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a popsicle it was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster

  • Aren Gamer

    a gamer who is clueless on how to play and will f-ck everything up for you if you play co-op. he’s also pretentious, looking down on anything with bad graphics. his social life makes angels weep, as he is completely blinded from logical thinking due to his head being stuck so far up his r-ct-m, […]

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    something once said by andre the giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : argh! p-n-s! andre the giant at being disqualified by jake tunney : argh p-n-s!

  • assholicism

    a condition or state of being defined by -ssholic thinking or behaviors; the term “creeping -ssholicism” can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when -ssholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing -ssholic policies this country is being overtaken by creeping -ssholicism; it’s the end of civilization as we know it.


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