anus toaster
1. a person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.
2. a person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.
1. man: haha, i just bought a sweet huffy bike!
woman: huffy’s f-cking suck, you -n-s toaster.
2. man 1: dude, i totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
man 2: what the f-ck? you’re an -n-s toaster.
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