anuscide
the act of voluntarily and willfully consuming large quant-ties of hot-pepper based cuisine in the full knowledge of the violent agony one’s posterior will be subjected to the following morning.
sally: “dude, should we warn liza to lay off the jolokia sauce? she’s put half a bottle on those wings!”
jane: “no, she commits -n-scide at least twice a week – i’d steer clear of the office bathroom tomorrow morning though”.
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