Anxiepoop



the anxienty created by the proximity to a toilet. the closer you get to a toilet directly correlates and affects the need to evacuate.
“i knew i should not have eaten those tacos and drove to the airport, but d-mn if those b-st-rds didn’t start barking up until about one block away from the house. the anxiep–p really kicked in when i walked through the door. i almost lost it two feet from the bathroom!”

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