Anything’s a dildo if you try hard enough
meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your r-ct-m or v-g-n-. if you’re h-rny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
you were masturbating with a pizza? how is that even possible???
– anything’s a d-ld- if you try hard enough!
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