aohell
the service provided by america online ™ which is plagued by slow downloads, dropped connections, long dial-up times, and less-then-great customer service. now overly priced service for grannies with new computers who picked up a free cd at the grocery store.
i gotta get rid of aoh-ll and get me some dsl.
‘f#@%ing aoh-ll… i was 14 seconds from finishing a download and i got dropped.
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originally; a program used to hack the legitimate aol program and add some cool features. long before today, it was taken off teh web.
but, in todays news; aoh-ll describes the state of confusion and -ssf-ckery that one has to endure to get to the “internet” using america online servers. aka constant booting, slower load time for webpages as the government watches, and totally f-cked-up images.
in 1994:
goddammit this aoh-ll is the best! i got free internet and downloads,and this kicks -ss!
in 2006:
goddammit im in aoh-ll! i just got f-cking booted for the fifth time!!!
1. slang name for america online, an internet service provider for morons. they over-charge the clueless for unreliable access to a dumbed-down, slowed-down, sanitized, h-m-ginized, white bread version of the internet while serving up lame, annoying, banner ads and pop-ups.
2. the internet with training wheels.
f-cking aoh-ll just dropped my connection again!
so hard to use, no wonder it isn’t number one! or number two, three, four, five, six, etc…
aoh-ll is the sp-wn of satan.
to describe the aol experience
welcome to aoh-ll, where wannabe 1337 hax0rs thinke they can hack you.
aoh-ll is so slow, it’s like being in h-ll.
that state of confusion that your computer will wind up in should you choose to install a software package t-tled aol.
see also aol
they installed aoh-ll and now all their file -ssociations are f-cked
aoh-ll aka aol the internet in h-ll.
aoh-ll is the internet in h-ll.
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