AOLectomy
a delicate surgical procedure involving the removal of an individual’s america online (isp, browser, email account, screen name, and/or lifestyle), once the patient has reached internet maturity.
i was worried about mom, but she seems to be recovering well after her aolectomy. at least she’s starting to get the hang of google searches.
unfortunately, david’s aolectomy didn’t take. it’s so sad watching him revert…i cry a little every time i hear “you’ve got mail!”
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