Aowa
acronym for (a)n (o)verwhelming (w)atermelon of (a)ffection. an alternative to ily.
in 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. but this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. a man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him “would you like to buy a watermelon?” the man replied “no” very rudely. suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man’s colon. the story is p-ssed on to this day. if you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.
the term aowa & its users make it their goal to remind us all of our love for this very special fruit & clear the fear from our minds.
“do you like watermelons?”
“arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
“don’t scream i’d just want to let you know that i am significantly positioned to the like side of the spectrum in regards to you.”
“ohhhhh… aowa to you too!”
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