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death. a cl-ss where all students, regardless of emo-ness or not, bring razor blades to cut themselves during the teacher’s lectures. students in the cl-ss rarely get anything higher than a c on chapter tests, but the hajmahnaug village (select cult of students) seems to be rising regarding test scores.
situation regarding ap european history cl-ss-

student 1 (usually mark): did you study for corradino’s test? someone from another cl-ss told me it was hard.

student 2(usually tara): no.. man, i’m seriously going to fail. peace of ausburg and diet of worms wtf.

hajmahnaug village cultist: boy, i study for six hour, and i know that our village do good on test.
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a cl-ss that is a huge pain in the -ss. it drains the life and pride out of all smart and dumbsh-t students alike. the teacher -ssigns tests and quizzes weekly just to f-ck your grade. the ap exam is like satans -sshole. theres no escape and you end up sh-tting yourself because you dont know any answers. an incredible workout too. youll probably lose 5 inches from your height just lugging around 5 jumbo textbooks the size of chinese phonebooks in your backpack. impossible to get an a in and you have to study 10+ hours to get a b. don’t take this cl-ss. youll end up either killing yourself or killing the teacher.
i repeat…dont take ap european history
a cl-ss in high school for advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays… h-ll… their lives taken away from them. average workload is usually anywhere from 7 – 10 hours per day. most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the cl-ss due to tremendous workloads.
person 1: dude i have a b-ttload of work from regular r-t-rd history, i have to write three sentences and read four pages!

person 2: i remember what it was like to have so little work… tell me… what is it like?

person 1: what the f-ck are you?!

person 2: i’m all that remains of a student who is currently taking ap european history… why?

person 1: ohhhh that makes sense, nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of sh-t!

person 2: insults… i remember what those were like… tell me… what’s an insult again?
h-ll on earth. u learn a lot from it tho…if u make it out alive.

u wont p-ss 1 test w/o studying 4 hours for it the nite before (4 hours meaning u just p-ssed with a d) let me play it out for y’all:

1 hour – u gotta be kiddin me
2 hours – screwed
3 hours – haha good luck
4 hours – p-ssing with a d…a very low d
5 hours – high d
6 hours – low c
7 hours – mid c
8 hours – high c
9 hours – low b
10 hours – lower-mid b
11 hours – mid b
12 hours – mid-upper b
13 hours – high b
14 hours – high b
15 hours – high b
16 hours – high b
………….yea, there is no way u can get an a

if u r currently enrolled or just signed up for this cl-ss…

good luck.

muahahahahhahahah!
i learned all about the political, social, economical, and other factors that influenced the european culture from the renaissance all the way to 2006 over the course of 1 year in an ap european history cl-ss… unfortunately im half the person i was wen i walked in the cl-ss the 1st day…because i tryed to comit suicide so many times.
a f-ck-all hard cl-ss. taken by sophmores, usually ap virgins, who are about to get metaphorically -ss-raped to stretch their -sshole to the size of g–ts-. generally possible to bs with a lot of patience, the ap exam can be p-ssed without learning much in the entire cl-ss. what little you did learn, you will forget over the summer. god forbid kagan wrote your ap euro book.
“hehe, someone crossed out ‘a hero’ and wrote ‘an hero’ in my ap eurpean history book. i spent so much time laughing i couldn’t concentrate on the rest of the chapter. f-ck.”
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“because of ap european history, i know that ‘defenestration’ means ‘getting thrown out of the window.'”
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“why does the ap european history teacher use ‘we’ when talking about herself?”
a college level course taken in highschool by overachievers and really smart kids. the cause of many sleepless nights. you walk into cl-ss the first day and there is 30 people in it…the teacher explains what is to be done the entire year and the next day 10 people remain. those 10 people will go through pure h-ll for the remainder of the year. and just wait until the ap exam…theres nothing worse then sitting in a room for 3 hours not being able to move…writing two essays doing around 100 multiple choice and reading short stories to do data based questions over. the worst part is on the multiple choice if u guess the wrong answer u get a penalty of i think its 1/2 or a whole point…so ur better off just not answering. the hardest part is to even get finished. i only finished 2/3s of the test and scored a 1. i broke down many times from doing all the homework in that cl-ss…atleast 3 hours a nite. if ur lucky. oh ill never forget the number of times i thought about comiting suicide. never take this course. even if u think ur smart…u r smart..then u get in that cl-ss and suddenly ur iq is 50 points lower than it was 2 minutes ago.
ap european history will bring u down
a difficult ap cl-ss offered at most high schools, generally taken by soph-m-res. the multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.
my ap european history test is on friday, but i should do fine. i can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can bs the essays if they are difficult topics i don’t know sh-t about. if i’m lucky i should get a 5, but i’ll probably get a 4 if i study enough.