Apache alarm clock
drinking multiple gl-sses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (allegedly a technique used by the apache during the apache wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
i got in at 3:00 am so i set my apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 cl-ss. i had to pee so bad i thought i’d put a hole through the toilet…
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