Apache Handbag


an erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scr-t-m and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and s-m-n. a consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.
“jack’s girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an apache handbag during s-x.”

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