aparatzka


n. the act of blowing on someones stomach and making flatulent noises as it is done. is commonly used as a form of torture towards young children and whiny girlfriends.
anna: no! don’t give me a babushka!!!
me: its aparatzka you c-nt!
-frrrrrrrrrt-
anna: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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