apartment shopping
a subst-tute expression for a one night stand. works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.
co-worker 1: “dude, what happened to you after the bar last night? the last time i saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable.”
(supervisor enters break room)
co-worker 2: “i was…apartment shopping. the apartment was nice, but it was “roomier” than i prefer.”
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