Apathetic Jackass


a person who doesn’t give a sh-t no matter what. they don’t care about anyone and they have no pride. anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.
mike just doesn’t give a sh-t. he spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can’t get a girlfriend and doesn’t care about anything or anyone. what an apathetic jack-ss!

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