apathetist
an apathetist is someone who instead of believing in the existence or non-existence of g-d, simply chooses not to give a flying rat’s -rs- on the subject. they are freed from the delusion of religion; freed from the smugness of atheism; and freed from the indecision of agnosticism.
in a conversation about g-d, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their ipod until the conversation is over.
religious: “praise the lord!! i live and breathe for jesus!!”
atheist: “i am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. but dammit i won’t rest until everyone else feels the same way!”
agnostic: “there’s no proof either way. oh look there’s a nice fence i’ll go sit on!”
apathetist: “meh.”
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