Apathostic


a religious philosophy where the adherent, while recognising that there may or may not be a higher power at work in the universe, just simply doesn’t care.

note: credit to mark gibson for independently coming up with the concept.
i was reading an epic flame war between atheists and theists about the nature of g-d, and i realised that i simply don’t care if it’s true or not. i think i’ve become apathostic.

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