Ape Claw


the act of -ssembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.
guy 1 – “dude i’m sorry, i used your girlfriend as my bank girl”

guy 2 – “i summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic”

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