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    an ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of finland. it is widely accepted that apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread. apecat is da sh-t. f-ck yeah.

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  • APMO

    internet acronym for “acronyms p-ss me off”. due to the contradictory nature of apmo, it is rarely used. by rarely, i mean never.

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    a place where apes grow and live. bob converted an airplane hangar into an apiary, and put a bunch of chimps in it. 1 more definition add your own a place to grow bees for their honey. not all people look like monkeys. george w. bush looked like a monkey. he even recognized this himself […]

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    a-pol-o-nized to be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes. to lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual. to be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and […]


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