aphlostorous


meaning a mans d-ck is so large that women get an overwhelming feeling of ‘aphlostorosity’ which means excitement and in some cases horror.
person 1: when i pulled my d-ck out for emma she was aphlostorous and she p-ssed out on my d-ck

person 2: …

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