aphrodisiabeard


an abundance of facial hair that when seen, touched or smelt acts as a stimulant for s-xual arousal
1. what is that creature glistening over yonder?
honey, that’s a man with an aphrodisiabeard.
-panties drop-

2. i’m surrounded by aphrodisiabeards and it’s glorious!

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