APISALOMA


samoan for the name “absalom”. in the bible it is the son of king david, known as the “father of peace”. it is also the name of a great man. the funniest and sometimes the scariest lol. not only the best friend, but also the best dad, son, uncle, cousin you’d ever have. if there is one he stands for, its family. it is the 11.11.11 today, some say its the end of the world, but its only another peaceful beautiful day in auckland new zealand to remember my father’s birthday . happy birthday dad!
whos that guy again?

him, thats apisaloma uce.

apisaloma? oh yeah, i’ve heard of him. don’t wanna mess with that guy.

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