Apology Pizza


a pizza that has been delivered to you surprisingly, out of the blue, as a delicious subtle apology for a previous quarrel with a friend or loved one.
person 1: “i’m sorry we had that huge argument about that cr-p i can’t remember now.”

person 2: “it’s cool, i’m just glad we’re still friends. i love you.”

person 1: “i love you too! did you pizza today?”
person 2: “was that you! ? it even had bbq chicken, my fav! you cheeky monkey! i wondered who had sent that.

person 1: “i’m glad your tastebuds were feelin’ it!”

person 2: “cl-ssic apology pizza.”

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