Aporkalypse
the impending doom-scenario which will enact itself as the swine flu spreads across the world.
“been coughing my f-cking lungs out man, i think the aporkalypse is near”
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the 2009 outbreak of swine flu.
news: the death toll has risen by over 500 today, leading to some to refer to this pandemic as the ‘aporkalypse’.
where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)
friend: dude did you hear??? there is a bacon shortage in the world..
me: no!!! it’s the aporkalypse as we know it!!!
the day an army of swines will rise and attack the earth or swines drop from the sky like atomic bombs.
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