Appalachian Applecart


where you shave a girl’s sn-tch so she’ll think you’re gonna munch on it… only to find out that she’s flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and -ss f-cked like elisabeth shue in leaving las vegas.
d-mn, she must have rode the appalachian applecart last night… she’s got razor burn and she can’t sh-t straight.

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