Appetight


a male’s desire for a tight v-g-n-, because of the enhanced s-xual pleasure and comfort of knowing that the v-g-n- has not been intromitted as many times as a loose v-g-n- has. a loose v-g-n- cannot satiate an appetight.
donnie: yo tommy, wanna tag along for a double date with two dtf senior girls and me for tomorrow’s date function? i’m on a cold streak!

tommy: h-ll no, d-bag, i’m got a roaring appetight, so i’m going with that freshman chick from genetics cl-ss.

donnie: d-mn, i wish i wasn’t so desperate so i could work my game for the rewards like you. i’m gonna have to settle for a loose meat sandwich again.

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