apple bag


the b-llsack of a man
as in “i kicked that douche in his apple bag”
your n-ts-ck.

typically used when describing a really big b-llsack. a sack that makes a mere mortal cower in fear.
behold thy majestic applebag, and teabag it righteously! biaaaaaaatch!

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