Apple Boner
what you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any compet-tion (no matter how superior). this usually involves blind allegiance to any new apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.
“my apple b-n-r was raging when i heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when i learned of steve jobs’ death”
“i totally got an apple b-n-r for the ipad even though it’s basically an over-sized ipod touch.”
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- Trash and Dash
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the latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at p-rn in much the same way it gets built up in you. thats the worst case of blue mouse b-lls ive ever seen.
- Mckeven
15$ dowa! sucki sucki! in other words, fifteen dollar blow-job. kristian:yo what up? new kid:not much. you? kristian:yeah. new kid:what? kristian:your gonna give me a mckeven!!!
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long, curved clipping from a toenail used to pick food from teeth “i had a piece of cilantro stuck in my tooth, so i pulled off my sock and peeled off a mexican toothpick from my big toe and got it out.”