apple fag


that guy that wont shut up about his new macbook or iphone or imac or how great it is to own an apple product. i get it! you’re hip and trendy! who gives a f-ck…
prima: hey! check out my new iphone! it’s got a browser!
secunda: cool story bro… what an apple f-g.
a apple zealot which has an obstinate obsession with products and decisions made by apple incorporated whether they are good or bad.

applef-gs defend apple incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it’s to their dignity.
“joe is such an applef-g, he would buy a rock if it had the apple logo on it.”

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