Apple JacK-off’s
term coined(by my bro mmv) to describe the people who work at apple stores. these f-cking tools willl do everything in their power to not help you, and leave hanging out to dry. they walk around with their stupid ipod’s and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. you can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. they walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. the service needless to say eats d-ck just like the f-cking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin’.
i’m dreading going to the apple store cause i don’t wannna deal with those f-cking apple jack-off’s
1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums.
2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he’s doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc… in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.
3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they’re sold at.
1. p 1. android is a rip off of ios because they both have touch screens and apps
p 2. shut up you apple j-ck-ff
2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple j-ck-ff
3. i hate those 13 year old apple j-ck-ffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
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