apple n pears


a c-ckney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!
” oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick”

” ………. dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! ”

” im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! ”

” rrrrr its ok john”

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